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A while ago I used to run a helpline for my brothers
Computer Shop and I used to get asked all sorts of questions and I have
compiled a list of my favourites to amuse you......to save the embarrassment of
the callers I have kept there identities a secret!!
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One helpline operator I was working with was mystified
when a caller rang to say that his coffee holder on his PC had snapped. After
10 minutes he had established that he was referring to his open CD ROM drive
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A caller was advised to right click on his desktop- "what use is
writing on the desk going to do?" he replied.
One irate member of the
public rang me and shouted "You sold me this service based on your supposedly
wonderful support option. Well I pressed the help button three hours ago and
no-one has rung me back yet".
One thicko even rang me to find out the
telephone number of the Helpline!!
A customer called the helpline and
complained that his printer was broken.
"Tell me the problem", I
said
"Well", he replied, "I tried to print on a white T-Shirt but as soon as
I fed it in it jammed . I would like to return the printer for another
one"
I advised him that it would be better if he printed on the Iron-on
transfer paper in the future.
Another caller phoned to say that she had
bought Word for Windows and that it wasn't working.
"What sort of Computer
are you using I asked her".
"Computer, What Computer?"
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